Board Thread:Fanon/@comment-31007148-20170408093539/@comment-25930401-20170526121032

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Ford orders mass recall on it's vehicles after numerous reports of divers returning on foot.

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Fiat to let go over half their mechanics after a jobs report shows that 80% of it's mechanics are named Tony.

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Multiple reports of self-inflicted wounds after uncountable numbers of banana peels are found in the streets.

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University calls off school for a semester after supposed sightings of 'Monsters' around campus.

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CDC states that they are 'never going to find a cure for the Black Death, but will keep trying'.